SOHH’s Bump in Traffic
Has online hip-hop destination SOHH overtaken longtime genre giant AllHipHop in traffic? Looks like no, thanks to some clever detective work on the part of Oh Word, which discovered that SOHH’s stats...
View ArticleSteely Dan: One Of The Greatest Bands Of The ’70s Or Music That Will Rot Your...
Originally I was just going to post a quick link to this astounding live bootleg of Steely Dan in London in 1974, where the band cranks up for performances of tunes like “Bodhisattva” and “My Old...
View ArticleEnraged Bjork Rips One (Photographer) In New Zealand
Though her rage has lain dormant for over a decade, this weekend Bjork’s hatred of the paparazzi was finally awoken by atomic tests in the South Pacific another guy with a camera, leaving the poor...
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Simon Cowell Will Get Your Ass Elected To Higher Office
Drafted for a side gig as a freelance campaign advisor, the evil one lays out his vision for politicking the Simon Cowell way: act like an asshole; disdain “political correctness” (which seems to be...
View ArticleIndie Rocker And Emo Doofus Want You To Get Out And Vote For The Guy You Were...
The Obama campaign can finally relax, because two of the most important musical voices of two distinct generations have officially come out in favor of the ’08 prez candidate and gawky dreamboat, and...
View ArticleGeorge Michael to Write Memoir
George Michael has just signed on to write “one of the hottest remaining untold celebrity memoirs” in “one of the biggest book deals ever concluded in UK publishing.”
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George Michael has just signed on to write “one of the hottest remaining untold celebrity memoirs” in “one of the biggest book deals ever concluded in UK publishing.”
View ArticleJim Jones Would Like You To Know His Pecs Are All-Natural
This Mass Appeal interview with Mr. Jones was publshed before the hip-hop steroid scandal broke earlier this week, but the long tangent about gym rat Jones selling a “lifestyle” is another sign of the...
View ArticleEntering The (In-Studio) Wayback Machine With Faith No More
Last night, as a way of washing the American Idol off (Maura’s recap coming soon!), my household regressed to pop-hating teen metalheads and gorged on YouTube footage* featuring “Faith No More in 1992...
View ArticleFor About The Cost Of One Month’s Rent, You Can Sponsor A Chubby Punchline...
With a minimal outlay of $750–only 375 cups of coffee–you’ll receive a guest verse from roly poly D12 member Bizarre, a signed certificate thanking you for your donation, and a sense of satisfaction...
View ArticleChina: Where The Streets Are Paved With Ex-Members Of Take That
Apparently EMI’s recent drastic cost-cutting/money-saving measures now include charitable tax write-offs. Supreme leader Guy Hands is putting striking employee Robbie Williams to work the only way he...
View ArticleHannah Montana Concert at MGM Grand in Las Vegas
A concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and...
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A concerned alcoholic gambler writes: “THIS is the kind of shit that’s ruining Vegas.” Yes, but! Maybe this means her next video will be a Showgirls spoof. (Wait, no, that would be terrifying and...
View ArticleIke Turner Died of Too Much Cocaine
The San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.”
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The San Diego coroner has determined that rock legend and jerk Ike Turner died of too much yayo, compounded by “hypertensive cardiovascular disease and pulmonary emphysema.”
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Renaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or...
View ArticleScott Ian of Anthrax has Suicide Girls Column
Renaissance hack Scott Ian of Anthrax now has his own Suicide Girls column where he goes deep about his “food and travel experiences”: “When you eat Mario’s food you realize why he can have thirteen or...
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Mark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day...
View ArticleMark Ronson Wants to Lay Down Holiday Tunes with Amy Winehouse
Mark Ronson wants to lay down some Christmas and Hanukkah tunes with Amy Winehouse in time for the ’08 holiday season. Given that no one knows whether she’ll even make through the summer, an Arbor Day...
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